I’m going to…

Fart in the face of my father

Wank on the wig of a judge

Piss in the whistle of a policeman

I bear them all a grudge

Puke in the pants of a priest

Breach in the face of a preacher

Plop on the top of a copper

And toss on the tie of a teacher

I’m going to…

Flob in the gob of me guv’ner

Spunk in the bunk of a monk

Poo in the palm of the Pope

Crap on the crown of a king

Sick on the dick of a vicar

Crap on the cross of christ

Cum in the cap of a captain

I’m aware that’s not very nice

I’m going to…

Belch on the beard of a magistrate

Crap in the bap of a bursar

Curse in the purse of a nurse

And spew in the crown of the Queen

Honk on the horn of a huntsman

Strain on the cane of the head

Toss on the cross of a bishop

And shit in a barrister’s bed